#Disaster Squad

[smol-feralgremlin]

If your ocs were holes on a put-put course, what would they look like?

Oh what a fun question!!! I'm gonna do the Disaster Squad™️for this because otherwise that's so many.

Sylpha:

That tiny hole hidden behind that windmill bit that takes forever to even reach. Someone has thrown their club. Adults can wail and scream and they are no closer to getting the damn ball into the hole, but a crying kid can get the ball in almost by magic. The adult who tries afterwards hits a windmill blade and the ball goes careening into the nearby greenery.

Aldon:

Don't cry okay? The second hole, one of the easiest to get into. Nice and easy. Could be a straight shot, and it'll be the only straight thing about him. There's roses around it.

Gallus:

This one will either be really simple to reach, or very hard. Either way, the ball is bouncing off of boards and requires careful planning over brute strength. There's a deceptive incline involved and someone probably yelled FUCK in front of a gaggle of children when their carefully planned shot rolled back towards them.

Merla:

One of those holes that behind a carefully decorated cottage. There's a few crossed poles as "obstacles" on the way to getting to the whole. Nothing too strenuous, but enough to give you a confidence boost when the game hasn't been going your way once you get past. There's a bench close by for you to take a moment to sit down and relax by the nearby water feature when the day is hot.

Cal:

There's fun lights involved. Colourful ribbons on long stakes move in the wind just above your head. The hole is located in the centre of a "bowl" where the ball flies out if a rabbit sneezes in the centre of the forest in the direction of the hole

Valda:

There's a tunnel. You will never know if you hit the ball hard enough or not unless you wait and see if it comes out. A ball comes out. It's not yours. Your ball doesn't appear, so you hit this replacement towards the hole thats "hidden" in the roots of a fake tree. You watch the next person go, and they don't hit it hard enough. They come back with a different ball to try and make it through the tunnel. Your lost ball comes out instead of the one they just shot through.

[vicdillahay]

Extrapolations on a Familiar Theme by Ellis/Carrillo/Crews (Produced by Vic)

Disaster Squad’s jam is finally fully released. 20 years ago, in pre-Katrina New Orleans, guitarist Richard Ellis, percussionist Louis Carrillo, and bassist Kendal Crews met to run some tunes. Richard was hoping to start a band balancing covers with long improvisations. They played “Strange Brew”, then jammed for hours, filling 5 cassettes. The sound was there, they just needed to refine it and…

[jagi11]

She thinks she’s on the team

Version with no shadows cause I like how they look kinda

[zivazivc]

this is the first drawing i made of all five of them together when i didn't have names or backstories for any of them yet. i only went back now to change flea's colors to the current design, the rest i left as is

bonus: floyd's first band fit + that time he went a little crazy with the (pop)korn phase (i laughed so hard when i drew him lmao, he has my hs self's fashion sense 😬)

original:

[verboselocket38]

More draw the squad memes I found online and did of the dudes (Yes my art is inconsistent but idc)

[aadmelioraa]

When your oldest brother dies on a religious crusade just as you feared he would and your father refuses to deal with his grief just as he refused to deal with it when your mother died (you were a baby btw) and then again when your other brother left home (because your dad was impossible to live with) and in spite of feeling entirely abandoned by your dad you use your newfound higher status to put yourself out on a limb in order to downgrade his punishment and that of your close friend despite grieving their involvement with the queen who led your brother to his death but instead of your father acknowledging your pain and your attempts to do what you believe will bring justice he lashes out at you by comparing your current position to the horrific way your mother died…just Eärien things

[vaguely-concerned]

this screen, this companion combination, with davrin having this shield equipped, cracks me up so hard every time I see it. davrin really is stepping up and keeping hard eye contact with rye like 'hey. hey loverboy. we need your attention elsewhere right now. eyes off the insufferable killer for hire abomination for five minutes please we're on the clock chop chop'

[ancanthus]

if 9-1-1 were set in nyc there would have already been a rat outbreak/pigeon uprising send tweet

[weaselle]

how did this happen. this is bad.

this is now i have to buy a gun and be prepared for a literal civil war bad.

the next four years are going to be so bad we might not wind up with a whole country at the end of it. There is going to be so much more violence and oppression and militarized bigotry.

anyone who voted for trump or withheld their vote or voted third party is dead to me.

[smol-feralgremlin]

Disaster Squad height comparison

Still very very funny to me.

[multi-fandomdisaster]

Potentially cringe au sharing time!!! Yippie!!!

I have this one crack treated seriously-style Solve it Squad au that's been floating around in my brain for MONTHS (basically since I watched Solve it Squad for the first time) where after Cluebert's death, 14-15 year-old Benjamin Scragtowski in his state of grief (namely denial), decides to take drastic measures, taking a page out of the Demonic Apostle's book and using black magic (likely involving him killing someone else's dog [or maybe Keith's sick gecko, who knows?]) to necromance his dog back to life. So suddenly one day Cluebert's just back, and everything seems to slowly go back to normal. Only Esther seems to notice that this dog is 100% a sewn-together walking corpse, and it's driving them NUTS that nobody else seems to be acknowledging it.

[tha-wrecka-stow]

[operas-phantom]

Opera House MVP Awards— #1

In my attempt to make our old opera house a community— yes, even for loathsome gargoyles who live in the walls —I have introduced a new event, wherein the best singers, dancers, costumers, etc, are honored here on my own Tumblr for their contribution to the art, alongside an official picture taken of them in order to commemorate their glory. If you want this award, remember to keep Box 5 empty and clean, to dance more than you gossip, to sing more than you shriek. My gaze throughout the opera house will one day land on you then.

The #4 award, for a cut above the rest, is the easiest award to get, but the person who won it is not easy to come by. Meg Giry not only is her mother’s daughter, but a talented dancer and loyal friend to my dear Christine, who rounds out the corps and keeps the other ballerinas in check, much like her mother before her.

Meg Giry— A Cut Above the Rest

The #3 award, or third most excellent, is for one who is an engaging opera star in many qualities who keeps the audience engaged. While this person may not be considered the best, she is an incredible dancer and hard worker who deserves more leading roles. Nour Mebarki is incredibly graceful, even during a prank war or while standing on her head. She has a Tumblr too, so she’ll see this post after I announce the winners in-person. @daydreamingofafairytale

Nour Mebarki— Third Most Excellent

The #2 award, one of the hardest ones to achieve, nearly went to a young prop master at my opera house called Dennis Garnier (who is being recognized now for his contributions despite not ultimately winning the award; congratulations, Monsieur, you are a runner-up), but the ange ambassadeur award instead finds itself in the hands of Maggie Carnley, both a singer and dancer with great charm and appeal. When she overcomes her nervousness, Maggie can do just about anything. She has a Tumblr too, so she’ll see this post after I announce the winners in-person. @maggiemelodies09

Maggie Carnley— Ange Ambassaduer or Ambassador of the Angels

The #1 award was actually a tough choice for me to make. I know that some people weren’t very shocked by who got this award, but to tell the truth, there were several others I had my eye on for this as well, who I hope to one day recognize too. But the winner of the la belle muse award is a well-rounded dancer, singer, and forgiving prima donna of opera, Christine Daae. Everyone, go congratulate my dear Christine— @angeliquedaae is where she is found when she is not singing, dancing, or being admittedly silly.

Christine Daae- La Belle Muse or Muse of Beauty

Thank you all for your cooperation in letting me have more creative control over the opera house (I don’t think we’re fully rid of Firmin and André— they haven’t moved out yet, though I could care less). And my dear award winners get not only trophies of their accomplishments but most importantly bragging rights, and a place in opera history as the first winners of these awards.

Your humblest of opera ghosts,

E., the Phantom

[polkadotjohnson]

Same energy

[clonememesfrikyeah]

In the gc:

Boss: “Hey.”

Scorch: “Såłámĩ”

Fixer: “Hi!”

Sev: “Give me back my hÂmpster.”

Advisor: “Uhhhh.”

[m0n0lithical]

Honestly Tetsuke is probably the reason they finally get arrested for something, even though he's 'the adult in the room'...just because his luck is like that.